A QUICK SHIT STORY I WROTE A LONG TIME AGO! yes this happened to me and i am author
Have been ashamed to tell anyone this....but while driving home 2 nights ago..I heard the rumble of a quiet storm brewing inside of me...I thought I could make it home,but the closer I got the more the rumbling increased...I was full fledged in turtle mode or some may say "prairie dog"...you guys know what I am talking about whether you wish to admit it or not...foot was on the gas and butt was slightly raised and I had a hot feeling radiating all thru my body..
I came to a restaurant,it was a golden corral and they were getting ready to close and I decided not to fight it any longer so I pulled into the parking lot.. I do the fast walk in the door and while standing and changing feet ask the girl to direct me to the restroom....sweat is pouring off my brow and I am embarrassed as hell as I know that the girl knows exactly what is going on...I make my way to the shitter basically shuffling my feet,and I make it in the door while unbuckling my belt at the same time I hit the door..I find a stall and barely get my pants down before I let loose...the explosion that followed was nothing that I would wish on any other human...
See they were getting ready to close and the guy in charge of cleaning the restrooms had poured chlorox in the toilet and had not flushed...the water splashed up all over my anus and the burning sensation was immediately felt as I have a hanging hemorrhoid...I mean to tell you it burned bad!
Then the noxious fumes (chlorox mixed with my human waste) started to overwhelm me and I honestly felt that I could pass out any minute,but all I kept thinking about is they cannot find me sitting here on the toilet passed out from those fumes...I somehow kept it together and finished....
Do I have a lawsuit against these people for pain and suffering???
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